A Solution to the Politically Correct Grammar Problem

A few months back, I posted a complaint that people freak out whenever "or she" is omitted after the default "he". Saying "he or she", "him or her", or whatever other female-including phrase invariably makes the sentence more complicated and difficult to understand. I decided that the somewhat-obscure "xe" (pronounced ksee) fixes everything.  It's just a simple matter of replacing the H with an X in "he".  For "him", use "xar" (pronounced ksahr).  For "his", use "xan".  I just might adopt this system on this blog. (Queue massively confused readers.)